November 26th, 2015
Posted 11 years ago on November 26th, 2015
Here is my festive newsletter. I won’t have time write one next month as I’ll be all tied up with baubles and eating and glittering up my cat’s tail, like a cat’s tail version of the festive beard. BUDGET NEWS George Osborne has scrapped his plans to explicitly make the working poor worse off via tax […]
November 7th, 2015
Posted 11 years ago on November 7th, 2015
Hello Novemberurians Just a very short remindery about A Book for Her as I’ve got a bit of lamb and some lovely veggies in the oven and don’t want to ruin them by waffling on. LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE – 16 NOV-2 DEC I’ve gone to a massive room at Leicester Square Theatre and it would be […]
October 2nd, 2015
Posted 11 years ago on October 2nd, 2015
Dear All A BOOK FOR HER – LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE 16 NOVEMBER-2 DECEMBER This is a new stand-up show and it is at Leicester Square Theatre. I am not doing this show for weeks on end at Soho, like I have done the past 2 years. I’m doing a shorter run in a bigger room. […]
September 13th, 2015
Posted 11 years ago on September 13th, 2015
Hellooooooo They found more stones under Stonehenge and some old human bones in Africa. Jeremy Corbyn is the new Leader of the Labour Party and Tom Watson will be doing all his filing and stuff like that. Sorry I haven’t written for ages. I will try to get my monthly newsletters out monthly from now […]
June 23rd, 2015
Posted 11 years ago on June 23rd, 2015
Dear Citizens of the World JUST A VERY QUICK UPDATE BOOK FOR HER – THE BOOK Here is an exclusive extract of A Book for Her, as serialised by G2. Remember this is only a tiny bit of it. There are literally thousands of other words in it. I can’t believe G2 changed my meaning […]
May 31st, 2015
Posted 11 years ago on May 31st, 2015
Hello YOU LOT !!! A BOOK FOR HER – THE BOOK. It’s out on 2 July, but you can pre-order here. Remember, there are no photographs of me shaking hands with famous famous people in it. There is only a drawing that I did of a man’s face. A BOOK FOR HER – THE SHOW […]
April 26th, 2015
Posted 11 years ago on April 26th, 2015
Hello fanticles 1. SORRY I’VE NOT WRITTEN FOR AGES. I finally knuckled down to writing the book (A BOOK FOR HER) and realised that I had to work quite hard for a bit. Thanks for your patience. The book has got words in it and one drawing of man’s face that I did in my […]
February 21st, 2015
Posted 11 years ago on February 21st, 2015
hello non-ghosts I can’t be bothered to use capital letters this month, sorry about that. 2 of my fingers are bound together because I broke one of them by falling into a hole in the road boris Johnson the mayor of London made by jumping up and down in the same place for ages. he’s […]
January 16th, 2015
Posted 11 years ago on January 16th, 2015
Hello folks Just a few things; More extra dates added to An Ungrateful Woman Soho Theatre run. As well as 2-6 March there is also now 8-23 May. PLEASE COME AND TELL OTHERS TO COME TOO. PLEASE. I won’t be doing this show again, after the May dates. All info here, on the gigs page. […]
January 7th, 2015
Posted 11 years ago on January 7th, 2015
Happy New Year to you all ! Have you finished off all the tubs of cream yet? I haven’t. More on that later. AN UNGRATEFUL WOMAN – SOHO THEATRE – EVEN MORE DATES The extended January run sold out too (to my continual amuse and bemuse ment) so we’ve put 5 more nights on in […]