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LONDONERS: LAST CHANCE TO SEE “A BOOK FOR HER”
February 3rd, 2016
Happy New Year!!!!
January 8th, 2016
Posted 6 years ago on January 8th, 2016
I hope I don’t die as a result of apocalyptic weather conditions or Islamic fundamentalism this year. DOMESTIC I chucked 3 mince pies in the bin today. I’m ashamed of the waste, but they were starting to feel like my long- dead partner’s jackets, hanging in the wardrobe. I need to move on now – […]
CHRISTMAS GREETINGS EARTHLINGS!!!
November 26th, 2015
Posted 7 years ago on November 26th, 2015
Here is my festive newsletter. I won’t have time write one next month as I’ll be all tied up with baubles and eating and glittering up my cat’s tail, like a cat’s tail version of the festive beard. BUDGET NEWS George Osborne has scrapped his plans to explicitly make the working poor worse off via tax […]
Novembery Remindery
November 7th, 2015
Posted 7 years ago on November 7th, 2015
Hello Novemberurians Just a very short remindery about A Book for Her as I’ve got a bit of lamb and some lovely veggies in the oven and don’t want to ruin them by waffling on. LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE – 16 NOV-2 DEC I’ve gone to a massive room at Leicester Square Theatre and it would be […]
QUICK REMINDER/CLARIFICATION:
October 2nd, 2015
Posted 7 years ago on October 2nd, 2015
Dear All A BOOK FOR HER – LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE 16 NOVEMBER-2 DECEMBER This is a new stand-up show and it is at Leicester Square Theatre. I am not doing this show for weeks on end at Soho, like I have done the past 2 years. I’m doing a shorter run in a bigger room. […]
September 13th – Newsletter!
September 13th, 2015
Posted 7 years ago on September 13th, 2015
Hellooooooo They found more stones under Stonehenge and some old human bones in Africa. Jeremy Corbyn is the new Leader of the Labour Party and Tom Watson will be doing all his filing and stuff like that. Sorry I haven’t written for ages. I will try to get my monthly newsletters out monthly from now […]
June 23rd – UPDATE
June 23rd, 2015
Posted 7 years ago on June 23rd, 2015
Dear Citizens of the World JUST A VERY QUICK UPDATE BOOK FOR HER – THE BOOK Here is an exclusive extract of A Book for Her, as serialised by G2. Remember this is only a tiny bit of it. There are literally thousands of other words in it. I can’t believe G2 changed my meaning […]
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May 31st, 2015
APRIL NEWSFLASH !! (26th April 2015)
April 26th, 2015
Posted 7 years ago on April 26th, 2015
Hello fanticles 1. SORRY I’VE NOT WRITTEN FOR AGES. I finally knuckled down to writing the book (A BOOK FOR HER) and realised that I had to work quite hard for a bit. Thanks for your patience. The book has got words in it and one drawing of man’s face that I did in my […]
Newsletter – 21st Feb 2015
February 21st, 2015
Posted 7 years ago on February 21st, 2015
hello non-ghosts I can’t be bothered to use capital letters this month, sorry about that. 2 of my fingers are bound together because I broke one of them by falling into a hole in the road boris Johnson the mayor of London made by jumping up and down in the same place for ages. he’s […]