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January 2017 News

January 18th, 2017

Posted 5 years ago on January 18th, 2017

HAPPY 2017 SUBSCRIBERS! Sorry it’s been so long. I’ve not really felt like talking lately. I’ve been a bit busy – rocking back and forth in the airing cupboard muttering, sucking on a comfort blanket, and trying not to think about Trump’s sentence structure when he talked about Afghanistan during his Times interview, Brexit and […]


September newsletter

September 9th, 2016

Posted 6 years ago on September 9th, 2016

GREETINGS! NON-WORK RELATED HYPOCRISY The other day, as I walked from Great Portland Street to Oxford Circus tube, I nipped in through Miss Selfridge and Top Shop as a sort of short cut that isn’t really a short cut, to look at too expensive bags and too expensive sunglasses, when a very small man with […]


End Of July Mini-news – Edinburgh Fringe

July 28th, 2016

Posted 6 years ago on July 28th, 2016

Dear everyone, This is just a quick newsletter to remind you all / plug the fact that I will be back in Edinburgh again as of this time next week. The show starts on the 5th August and half the dates are now sold out already, The Stand tell me the rest are close to […]


July Newsletter

July 9th, 2016

Posted 6 years ago on July 9th, 2016

Hello !!! Goodness me!! Hasn’t a lot been going on? ! I’ve not really said anything about it all as I’m not entirely sure any of it was real. Whether it is or it isn’t, the one thing we do know is this.The EU referendum has exposed a divided nation not seen since the white […]


Reminder for DVD Recording

May 16th, 2016

Posted 6 years ago on May 16th, 2016

Dear everyone, Just a quick reminder that NEXT TUESDAY 24th MAY I’ll be recording my first DVD at Hoxton Hall, London. There’s a handful of tickets left, FREE, available via http://www.sroaudiences.com/application.asp?show_id=1718 If you use the codeword CODE you should get priority as a member of my mailing list / reader of my website / this […]


MAY NEWSLETTER

May 4th, 2016

Posted 6 years ago on May 4th, 2016

Hello Earthlings PERSONAL ANECDOTE Yesterday I realised that I’ve been combining the two very different stories of Puss in Boots and Dick Whittington together, for years.  My children, who are much younger than me, and who are cats, were completely flabbergasted and wouldn’t stop going on about it.  I defended myself by saying, “So?  At […]


March Newsletter!

March 14th, 2016

Posted 6 years ago on March 14th, 2016

Hello Subscribers I ate too many potatoes today and so this newsletter is going to be short and sweet. I hope this is ok. I can’t see properly and my wrists have gone all stiff with the starch. What happened was, a lovely friend made a lovely roast dinner and his roast potatoes are the […]


Last Chance to vote

February 21st, 2016

Posted 6 years ago on February 21st, 2016

Hi everyone. Today (21st Feb) is the last chance to vote for me (OR ANYONE ELSE YOU LIKE) in the Chortle Awards. Here’s a recap from my last newsletter – please vote!!! CHORTLE AWARD FOR BOOK FOR HER THE BOOK – PUBLIC VOTE Old Chortle, the comedy website, have nominated my book in the book […]


Hello Februarians

February 15th, 2016

Posted 6 years ago on February 15th, 2016

THE DISMANTLING OF THE NHS I’ve just found out that Jeremy Hunt is an alien from a planet called Annoybius. The Annoybius people’s main objective is to annoy the shit out of people, especially those who save lives, by using their facial expressions, behaviour, general attitude and physicality. The Annoybians studied Tories and the common […]


LONDONERS: LAST CHANCE TO SEE “A BOOK FOR HER”

February 3rd, 2016

Posted 6 years ago on February 3rd, 2016

LONDONERS:  LAST CHANCE TO SEE “A BOOK FOR HER” LIVE SHOW AT LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE. These are the last ever two London dates of this show. I’m not doing any more. Thank you.  Tickets here.