January 18th, 2017
Posted 5 years ago on January 18th, 2017
HAPPY 2017 SUBSCRIBERS! Sorry it’s been so long. I’ve not really felt like talking lately. I’ve been a bit busy – rocking back and forth in the airing cupboard muttering, sucking on a comfort blanket, and trying not to think about Trump’s sentence structure when he talked about Afghanistan during his Times interview, Brexit and […]
September 9th, 2016
Posted 6 years ago on September 9th, 2016
GREETINGS! NON-WORK RELATED HYPOCRISY The other day, as I walked from Great Portland Street to Oxford Circus tube, I nipped in through Miss Selfridge and Top Shop as a sort of short cut that isn’t really a short cut, to look at too expensive bags and too expensive sunglasses, when a very small man with […]
July 28th, 2016
Posted 6 years ago on July 28th, 2016
Dear everyone, This is just a quick newsletter to remind you all / plug the fact that I will be back in Edinburgh again as of this time next week. The show starts on the 5th August and half the dates are now sold out already, The Stand tell me the rest are close to […]
July 9th, 2016
Posted 6 years ago on July 9th, 2016
Hello !!! Goodness me!! Hasn’t a lot been going on? ! I’ve not really said anything about it all as I’m not entirely sure any of it was real. Whether it is or it isn’t, the one thing we do know is this.The EU referendum has exposed a divided nation not seen since the white […]
May 16th, 2016
Posted 6 years ago on May 16th, 2016
Dear everyone, Just a quick reminder that NEXT TUESDAY 24th MAY I’ll be recording my first DVD at Hoxton Hall, London. There’s a handful of tickets left, FREE, available via http://www.sroaudiences.com/application.asp?show_id=1718 If you use the codeword CODE you should get priority as a member of my mailing list / reader of my website / this […]
May 4th, 2016
Posted 6 years ago on May 4th, 2016
Hello Earthlings PERSONAL ANECDOTE Yesterday I realised that I’ve been combining the two very different stories of Puss in Boots and Dick Whittington together, for years. My children, who are much younger than me, and who are cats, were completely flabbergasted and wouldn’t stop going on about it. I defended myself by saying, “So? At […]
March 14th, 2016
Posted 6 years ago on March 14th, 2016
Hello Subscribers I ate too many potatoes today and so this newsletter is going to be short and sweet. I hope this is ok. I can’t see properly and my wrists have gone all stiff with the starch. What happened was, a lovely friend made a lovely roast dinner and his roast potatoes are the […]
February 21st, 2016
Posted 6 years ago on February 21st, 2016
Hi everyone. Today (21st Feb) is the last chance to vote for me (OR ANYONE ELSE YOU LIKE) in the Chortle Awards. Here’s a recap from my last newsletter – please vote!!! CHORTLE AWARD FOR BOOK FOR HER THE BOOK – PUBLIC VOTE Old Chortle, the comedy website, have nominated my book in the book […]
February 15th, 2016
Posted 6 years ago on February 15th, 2016
THE DISMANTLING OF THE NHS I’ve just found out that Jeremy Hunt is an alien from a planet called Annoybius. The Annoybius people’s main objective is to annoy the shit out of people, especially those who save lives, by using their facial expressions, behaviour, general attitude and physicality. The Annoybians studied Tories and the common […]