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Reminder for DVD Recording

May 16th, 2016

Posted 5 years ago on May 16th, 2016

Dear everyone, Just a quick reminder that NEXT TUESDAY 24th MAY I’ll be recording my first DVD at Hoxton Hall, London. There’s a handful of tickets left, FREE, available via http://www.sroaudiences.com/application.asp?show_id=1718 If you use the codeword CODE you should get priority as a member of my mailing list / reader of my website / this […]


MAY NEWSLETTER

May 4th, 2016

Posted 5 years ago on May 4th, 2016

Hello Earthlings PERSONAL ANECDOTE Yesterday I realised that I’ve been combining the two very different stories of Puss in Boots and Dick Whittington together, for years.  My children, who are much younger than me, and who are cats, were completely flabbergasted and wouldn’t stop going on about it.  I defended myself by saying, “So?  At […]


March Newsletter!

March 14th, 2016

Posted 5 years ago on March 14th, 2016

Hello Subscribers I ate too many potatoes today and so this newsletter is going to be short and sweet. I hope this is ok. I can’t see properly and my wrists have gone all stiff with the starch. What happened was, a lovely friend made a lovely roast dinner and his roast potatoes are the […]


Last Chance to vote

February 21st, 2016

Posted 5 years ago on February 21st, 2016

Hi everyone. Today (21st Feb) is the last chance to vote for me (OR ANYONE ELSE YOU LIKE) in the Chortle Awards. Here’s a recap from my last newsletter – please vote!!! CHORTLE AWARD FOR BOOK FOR HER THE BOOK – PUBLIC VOTE Old Chortle, the comedy website, have nominated my book in the book […]


Hello Februarians

February 15th, 2016

Posted 5 years ago on February 15th, 2016

THE DISMANTLING OF THE NHS I’ve just found out that Jeremy Hunt is an alien from a planet called Annoybius. The Annoybius people’s main objective is to annoy the shit out of people, especially those who save lives, by using their facial expressions, behaviour, general attitude and physicality. The Annoybians studied Tories and the common […]


LONDONERS: LAST CHANCE TO SEE “A BOOK FOR HER”

February 3rd, 2016

Posted 5 years ago on February 3rd, 2016

LONDONERS:  LAST CHANCE TO SEE “A BOOK FOR HER” LIVE SHOW AT LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE. These are the last ever two London dates of this show. I’m not doing any more. Thank you.  Tickets here.


Happy New Year!!!!

January 8th, 2016

Posted 5 years ago on January 8th, 2016

I hope I don’t die as a result of apocalyptic weather conditions or Islamic fundamentalism this year. DOMESTIC I chucked 3 mince pies in the bin today.  I’m ashamed of the waste, but they were starting to feel like my long- dead partner’s jackets, hanging in the wardrobe.  I need to move on now – […]


CHRISTMAS GREETINGS EARTHLINGS!!!

November 26th, 2015

Posted 5 years ago on November 26th, 2015

Here is my festive newsletter. I won’t have time write one next month as I’ll be all tied up with baubles and eating and glittering up my cat’s tail, like a cat’s tail version of the festive beard. BUDGET NEWS George Osborne has scrapped his plans to explicitly make the working poor worse off via tax […]


Novembery Remindery

November 7th, 2015

Posted 5 years ago on November 7th, 2015

Hello Novemberurians Just a very short remindery about A Book for Her as I’ve got a bit of lamb and some lovely veggies in the oven and don’t want to ruin them by waffling on. LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE – 16 NOV-2 DEC I’ve gone to a massive room at Leicester Square Theatre and it would be […]


QUICK REMINDER/CLARIFICATION:

October 2nd, 2015

Posted 6 years ago on October 2nd, 2015

Dear All A BOOK FOR HER – LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE 16 NOVEMBER-2 DECEMBER This is a new stand-up show and it is at Leicester Square Theatre. I am not doing this show for weeks on end at Soho, like I have done the past 2 years. I’m doing a shorter run in a bigger room. […]