May 1st, 2018
Posted 8 years ago on May 1st, 2018
Helloooo!! My orange cat has outwitted the cat flap. He has worked out how to get out when it’s set to “entry only” by using his left paw to push the button down whilst simultaneously getting his right claws underneath the flap and then pulling it towards himself. Does anyone know if orange cats are […]
March 28th, 2018
Posted 8 years ago on March 28th, 2018
Hello Everyone, This is just a quick email to say thanks for coming to Glasgow & Liverpool & kicking off the tour for WHAT NOW? If you scroll down this email, you’ll see the rest of the dates currently booked in. On top of the tour shows, I’m also doing; 25th April – Josie & […]
February 2nd, 2018
Posted 8 years ago on February 2nd, 2018
Hello! Just wanted to say a huge thanks to everyone who came to the radio recordings. You were awesome.You can hear yourselves shouting out insults, yawning loudly and huffing and puffing from next Weds on Radio 4 at 6.30pm or on the iplayer at your leisure. You should be able to find it here http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09s0hvnI’ve […]
December 14th, 2017
Posted 8 years ago on December 14th, 2017
Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas everyone! Wow. What a year. Highlights for me are getting 3 kittens, whooping cough, early osteoarthritis in both hips and a weird interstellar object ending up in our solar system. I don’t normally want anything for Christmas but this year I’ve asked Santa for aliens, a hip replacement, Trump’s impeachment […]
December 6th, 2017
Posted 8 years ago on December 6th, 2017
Dear everyone, Sorry that this isn’t a proper newsletter again, instead it’s a little note to let you all know of some Work In Progress shows I’ve got booked in to work up new material for my next touring show & rescheduled radio show, both coming in the new year. I’ll write properly to tell […]
September 11th, 2017
Posted 9 years ago on September 11th, 2017
Hello! I didn’t do Edinburgh this year so “I” hope none of you turned up to Stand One at 11am every day in Edinburgh assuming I’d be there again in my usual slot and had to watch a man comedian doing a show about penises, testicles, Adams apples and DIY for an hour. I’m back […]
August 20th, 2017
Posted 9 years ago on August 20th, 2017
Dear everyone This isn’t a proper newsletter. Instead, it’s just a quick note to let you know that a few new live shows have recently gone on sale. There are a couple of one-offs & a benefit at the Union Chapel, and all the others are work-in-progress, low key shows across a series of intimate […]
June 22nd, 2017
Posted 9 years ago on June 22nd, 2017
Hello you lot! I’m really sorry, but by mutual agreement, my radio 4 recordings are being re-scheduled to January due to various issues involving timing, scheduling, and current political events. Don’t worry I’m not ill or anything. Although I have got a repulsive insect bite on my leg that looks disgusting. Anyway, everyone who has […]
May 6th, 2017
Posted 9 years ago on May 6th, 2017
Good day to you!!! Sorry I haven’t written a newsletter for a while, I’ve been busy building my nuclear bunker. I know you’re all busy doing the same, so I’ll keep this a really short one. Non-work related news My roses have come out in the garden. They are glorious. I’m still growing my fringe […]
January 18th, 2017
Posted 9 years ago on January 18th, 2017
HAPPY 2017 SUBSCRIBERS! Sorry it’s been so long. I’ve not really felt like talking lately. I’ve been a bit busy – rocking back and forth in the airing cupboard muttering, sucking on a comfort blanket, and trying not to think about Trump’s sentence structure when he talked about Afghanistan during his Times interview, Brexit and […]