May 28th, 2025
Posted 1 month ago on May 28th, 2025
Dear mailing list! I think I’m supposed to be sending these out regularly but I really dropped the ball on it massively. Sorry about that. Anyway TOUR ALERT! Delighted to be back on the road again with a new show! Also a week of work in progresses in Edinburgh. See you at a theatre near […]
July 24th, 2023
Posted 2 years ago on July 24th, 2023
Hello All good here. I’m covered in bites which is very unusual for me. I never normally get bitten at all, but my legs are covered. Anyone else ??? Vego chocolate is very nice. They don’t know I’ve said this. NOW DOWN TO BUSINESS THE CHANGE CHANNEL 4 I am completely overwhelmed by the reaction […]
June 20th, 2023
Posted 2 years ago on June 20th, 2023
Hey everyone! JUST A QUICKIE NEWSLETTER I’ve got a little bit of body odour today. Also my cats keep sneezing and the kitchen sink is blocked. TV Now then! My labour of love THE CHANGE goes out tomorrow on THE SOLSTICE on channel 4 at 10pm! I am the most excited I’ve ever been about […]
March 3rd, 2023
Posted 2 years ago on March 3rd, 2023
Nippy isn’t it? Ooooooo! Got me winter coat on inside! Thanks so much for not unsubscribing to my newsletter. Lots of comedians send them out once a month but I prefer the element of surprise approach. How pleased are you to hear from me? See? If I sent one out regularly every month you’d see […]
June 17th, 2022
Posted 3 years ago on June 17th, 2022
Hello! A quick one because the cats have brought a mouse in again. It’s the final Taskmaster last night but don’t worry, if you missed it, you can see it on the old catch up. AND you will be able to see me at one of the following dates! 4th March 2023 – City Varieties, […]
April 19th, 2022
Posted 3 years ago on April 19th, 2022
Only two things today! TASKMASTER – C4 9pm Thursday. I’m on this and it’s on for ages. If you missed last week’s ep it should be on the old catch up. LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE – WHO AM I? 26-30 APR These are my last shows until next year now as I’m busy with THE CHANGE […]
April 8th, 2022
Posted 3 years ago on April 8th, 2022
Hello! Does anyone still get these newsletters? It seems really old fashioned doesn’t it? But not good old fashioned, like sending a pigeon round to all your houses. Anyway if you are still subscribing, there’s a couple of things coming up. Sunday Brunch (10 April) I can’t wait to do this. I hope I get […]
March 4th, 2022
Posted 3 years ago on March 4th, 2022
Dear Subscribers to my newsletter, It’s been a while hasn’t it? Thanks for still subscribing! I was still fertile the last time I sent one out I think. Anyway let me tell you what’s just happened. I was typing this out on a table in my living room when I heard this really weird noise […]
September 1st, 2021
Posted 4 years ago on September 1st, 2021
Helloooo !! It’s me!!!!!! NEWS Michael Gove has been filmed dancing in an Aberdeen nightclub. I watched the video. It’s fascinating. It’s not really dancing as such, in the traditional sense. He tends to just move up and down, then pushes his hands up in the air. It’s all very rigid. But it’s still better […]
April 13th, 2021
Posted 4 years ago on April 13th, 2021
Hello you lot! My new radio series starts tonight! It’s about being mortal so unless you’re Doctor Who or a particular sea anemone that doesn’t ever die (I know) then this is deffo the show for you! I hope you love it but if you don’t you can just go away and keep your fucking […]