December 14th, 2017
Posted 3 years ago on December 14th, 2017
Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas everyone! Wow. What a year. Highlights for me are getting 3 kittens, whooping cough, early osteoarthritis in both hips and a weird interstellar object ending up in our solar system. I don’t normally want anything for Christmas but this year I’ve asked Santa for aliens, a hip replacement, Trump’s impeachment […]
December 6th, 2017
Posted 3 years ago on December 6th, 2017
Dear everyone, Sorry that this isn’t a proper newsletter again, instead it’s a little note to let you all know of some Work In Progress shows I’ve got booked in to work up new material for my next touring show & rescheduled radio show, both coming in the new year. I’ll write properly to tell […]
September 11th, 2017
Posted 4 years ago on September 11th, 2017
Hello! I didn’t do Edinburgh this year so “I” hope none of you turned up to Stand One at 11am every day in Edinburgh assuming I’d be there again in my usual slot and had to watch a man comedian doing a show about penises, testicles, Adams apples and DIY for an hour. I’m back […]
August 20th, 2017
Posted 4 years ago on August 20th, 2017
Dear everyone This isn’t a proper newsletter. Instead, it’s just a quick note to let you know that a few new live shows have recently gone on sale. There are a couple of one-offs & a benefit at the Union Chapel, and all the others are work-in-progress, low key shows across a series of intimate […]
June 22nd, 2017
Posted 4 years ago on June 22nd, 2017
Hello you lot! I’m really sorry, but by mutual agreement, my radio 4 recordings are being re-scheduled to January due to various issues involving timing, scheduling, and current political events. Don’t worry I’m not ill or anything. Although I have got a repulsive insect bite on my leg that looks disgusting. Anyway, everyone who has […]
May 6th, 2017
Posted 4 years ago on May 6th, 2017
Good day to you!!! Sorry I haven’t written a newsletter for a while, I’ve been busy building my nuclear bunker. I know you’re all busy doing the same, so I’ll keep this a really short one. Non-work related news My roses have come out in the garden. They are glorious. I’m still growing my fringe […]
January 18th, 2017
Posted 4 years ago on January 18th, 2017
HAPPY 2017 SUBSCRIBERS! Sorry it’s been so long. I’ve not really felt like talking lately. I’ve been a bit busy – rocking back and forth in the airing cupboard muttering, sucking on a comfort blanket, and trying not to think about Trump’s sentence structure when he talked about Afghanistan during his Times interview, Brexit and […]
September 9th, 2016
Posted 5 years ago on September 9th, 2016
GREETINGS! NON-WORK RELATED HYPOCRISY The other day, as I walked from Great Portland Street to Oxford Circus tube, I nipped in through Miss Selfridge and Top Shop as a sort of short cut that isn’t really a short cut, to look at too expensive bags and too expensive sunglasses, when a very small man with […]
July 28th, 2016
Posted 5 years ago on July 28th, 2016
Dear everyone, This is just a quick newsletter to remind you all / plug the fact that I will be back in Edinburgh again as of this time next week. The show starts on the 5th August and half the dates are now sold out already, The Stand tell me the rest are close to […]
July 9th, 2016
Posted 5 years ago on July 9th, 2016
Hello !!! Goodness me!! Hasn’t a lot been going on? ! I’ve not really said anything about it all as I’m not entirely sure any of it was real. Whether it is or it isn’t, the one thing we do know is this.The EU referendum has exposed a divided nation not seen since the white […]