Goodness me!! Hasn’t a lot been going on? ! I’ve not really said anything about it all as I’m not entirely sure any of it was real. Whether it is or it isn’t, the one thing we do know is this.
The EU referendum has exposed a divided nation not seen since the white and gold or blue and black dress viral phenomenon thing. Families are split, communities are divided. Nigel Farage is the white and gold or blue and black dress of British politics.
Half the nation are utterly convinced that what they’re looking at is an anti-establishment hero, a voice for change, for the working classes and the disenfranchised, an advocate for free speech, a patriot, and the saviour of Britain. While the other half is utterly convinced that what they are looking at, is a cunt.
If only Nigel Farage was an optical illusion. But he isn’t. He looks like a cunt. And he is a cunt. Whether he’s wearing a white and gold dress or a black and blue dress. Anyway, all the people who voted remain have got to be positive and happy about it now and stop WHINGING AND MOANING about the 57% rise in hate crimes and the pound fucking off and things like that.
No. I am going to be moaning and whinging about this until I am dead in the ground, and even when I am dead I will be MOANING and WHINGING about this AS A GHOST. A FEMINIST, REMAIN-VOTING GHOST. AND WHEN I AM A GHOST, I WON’T BE PUTTING ANY JOKES IN.
Yes, yes, same as when I was alive then, yes, yes, haha. Anyway, I am off on holiday now to be ignored by the French.
This show WAS supposed to be about death. But then we voted to leave the EU, which is worse than death, and so I’ve re-written it.
Please book your tickets, there aren’t a huge amount of tickets left and you always email me after to say you didn’t think it would sell out (thanks) and you couldn’t get in.
Thanks for coming to the recording of the DVD/special.
It’s all edited and ready to go and is with BBC Worldwide. I’ll let you know when it’s out.
I’ve done this so that I can update the show as events unfold.
PS I’ve got terrible hayfever and a urinary tract infection.
GOODBYE UNTIL NEXT MONTH !
Because a posh man told them to, the people of the UK have voted to leave the EU, even though no-one had a plan for what would happen if it did.
As a result of not having a plan, the UK has gone to shit economically, socially and politically.
If you didn’t want to leave the EU, or you did, but now don’t, because everything’s gone to shit, then this is absolutely the show for you.
If you did want to leave the EU you will still find it funny, but for different reasons, as you witness the liberal female comedian’s exasperated and despairing meltdown.
Tuesday 31st – ‘Because You Demanded It’ – Leicester Square Theatre, London – TICKETS
Wednesday 1st – ‘Because You Demanded It’ – Leicester Square Theatre, London – TICKETS