March 7th, 2026
Posted 1 month ago on March 7th, 2026
Dear People and Pets Thanks so much for coming to the shows! You’ve all been so wonderful, including the man in Lancaster who didn’t realise I was doing a character who couldn’t remember nouns and was helpfully shouting them out. Now listen – I’ve got about 13 shows left of this tour, and then I’m […]
January 8th, 2026
Posted 3 months ago on January 8th, 2026
Hello everyone Just in case you don’t follow me on instaaaaagrammmmmm and so haven’t seen all the many posts about my tour here’s another message to remind you of what I said in my last message which is that I’m going on tour. All the dates are here. I’m also about to feature in the […]
November 13th, 2025
Posted 5 months ago on November 13th, 2025
Dear mailing list Please come to my tour. My three cats are costing me an effing fortune. I have no other work to tell you about, just please come to the tour. The Change was cancelled, this is all I’m doing, did I mention that? I need the money. Please come. I’ll talk to you […]
May 28th, 2025
Posted 11 months ago on May 28th, 2025
Dear mailing list! I think I’m supposed to be sending these out regularly but I really dropped the ball on it massively. Sorry about that. Anyway TOUR ALERT! Delighted to be back on the road again with a new show! Also a week of work in progresses in Edinburgh. See you at a theatre near […]
July 24th, 2023
Posted 3 years ago on July 24th, 2023
Hello All good here. I’m covered in bites which is very unusual for me. I never normally get bitten at all, but my legs are covered. Anyone else ??? Vego chocolate is very nice. They don’t know I’ve said this. NOW DOWN TO BUSINESS THE CHANGE CHANNEL 4 I am completely overwhelmed by the reaction […]
June 20th, 2023
Posted 3 years ago on June 20th, 2023
Hey everyone! JUST A QUICKIE NEWSLETTER I’ve got a little bit of body odour today. Also my cats keep sneezing and the kitchen sink is blocked. TV Now then! My labour of love THE CHANGE goes out tomorrow on THE SOLSTICE on channel 4 at 10pm! I am the most excited I’ve ever been about […]
March 3rd, 2023
Posted 3 years ago on March 3rd, 2023
Nippy isn’t it? Ooooooo! Got me winter coat on inside! Thanks so much for not unsubscribing to my newsletter. Lots of comedians send them out once a month but I prefer the element of surprise approach. How pleased are you to hear from me? See? If I sent one out regularly every month you’d see […]
June 17th, 2022
Posted 4 years ago on June 17th, 2022
Hello! A quick one because the cats have brought a mouse in again. It’s the final Taskmaster last night but don’t worry, if you missed it, you can see it on the old catch up. AND you will be able to see me at one of the following dates! 4th March 2023 – City Varieties, […]
April 19th, 2022
Posted 4 years ago on April 19th, 2022
Only two things today! TASKMASTER – C4 9pm Thursday. I’m on this and it’s on for ages. If you missed last week’s ep it should be on the old catch up. LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE – WHO AM I? 26-30 APR These are my last shows until next year now as I’m busy with THE CHANGE […]
April 8th, 2022
Posted 4 years ago on April 8th, 2022
Hello! Does anyone still get these newsletters? It seems really old fashioned doesn’t it? But not good old fashioned, like sending a pigeon round to all your houses. Anyway if you are still subscribing, there’s a couple of things coming up. Sunday Brunch (10 April) I can’t wait to do this. I hope I get […]