Hello !!! Goodness me!! Hasn’t a lot been going on? ! I’ve not really said anything about it all as I’m not entirely sure any of it was real. Whether it is or it isn’t, the one thing we do know is this.The EU referendum has exposed a divided nation not seen since the white […]

Dear everyone, Just a quick reminder that NEXT TUESDAY 24th MAY I’ll be recording my first DVD at Hoxton Hall, London. There’s a handful of tickets left, FREE, available via http://www.sroaudiences.com/application.asp?show_id=1718 If you use the codeword CODE you should get priority as a member of my mailing list / reader of my website / this […]

Hello Earthlings PERSONAL ANECDOTE Yesterday I realised that I’ve been combining the two very different stories of Puss in Boots and Dick Whittington together, for years.  My children, who are much younger than me, and who are cats, were completely flabbergasted and wouldn’t stop going on about it.  I defended myself by saying, “So?  At […]

Hello Subscribers I ate too many potatoes today and so this newsletter is going to be short and sweet. I hope this is ok. I can’t see properly and my wrists have gone all stiff with the starch. What happened was, a lovely friend made a lovely roast dinner and his roast potatoes are the […]

Hi everyone. Today (21st Feb) is the last chance to vote for me (OR ANYONE ELSE YOU LIKE) in the Chortle Awards. Here’s a recap from my last newsletter – please vote!!! CHORTLE AWARD FOR BOOK FOR HER THE BOOK – PUBLIC VOTE Old Chortle, the comedy website, have nominated my book in the book […]

THE DISMANTLING OF THE NHS I’ve just found out that Jeremy Hunt is an alien from a planet called Annoybius. The Annoybius people’s main objective is to annoy the shit out of people, especially those who save lives, by using their facial expressions, behaviour, general attitude and physicality. The Annoybians studied Tories and the common […]

LONDONERS:  LAST CHANCE TO SEE “A BOOK FOR HER” LIVE SHOW AT LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE. These are the last ever two London dates of this show. I’m not doing any more. Thank you.  Tickets here.

I hope I don’t die as a result of apocalyptic weather conditions or Islamic fundamentalism this year. DOMESTIC I chucked 3 mince pies in the bin today.  I’m ashamed of the waste, but they were starting to feel like my long- dead partner’s jackets, hanging in the wardrobe.  I need to move on now – […]

Here is my festive newsletter. I won’t have time write one next month as I’ll be all tied up with baubles and eating and glittering up my cat’s tail, like a cat’s tail version of the festive beard. BUDGET NEWS George Osborne has scrapped his plans to explicitly make the working poor worse off via tax […]

Hello Novemberurians Just a very short remindery about A Book for Her as I’ve got a bit of lamb and some lovely veggies in the oven and don’t want to ruin them by waffling on. LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE – 16 NOV-2 DEC I’ve gone to a massive room at Leicester Square Theatre and it would be […]