Hello All good here. I’m covered in bites which is very unusual for me. I never normally get bitten at all, but my legs are covered. Anyone else ??? Vego chocolate is very nice. They don’t know I’ve said this. NOW DOWN TO BUSINESS THE CHANGE CHANNEL 4 I am completely overwhelmed by the reaction […]

Hey everyone! JUST A QUICKIE NEWSLETTER I’ve got a little bit of body odour today. Also my cats keep sneezing and the kitchen sink is blocked. TV Now then! My labour of love THE CHANGE goes out tomorrow on THE SOLSTICE on channel 4 at 10pm! I am the most excited I’ve ever been about […]

Nippy isn’t it? Ooooooo! Got me winter coat on inside! Thanks so much for not unsubscribing to my newsletter. Lots of comedians send them out once a month but I prefer the element of surprise approach. How pleased are you to hear from me? See? If I sent one out regularly every month you’d see […]

Hello! A quick one because the cats have brought a mouse in again. It’s the final Taskmaster last night but don’t worry, if you missed it, you can see it on the old catch up. AND you will be able to see me at one of the following dates! 4th March 2023 – City Varieties, […]

Only two things today! TASKMASTER – C4 9pm Thursday. I’m on this and it’s on for ages. If you missed last week’s ep it should be on the old catch up. LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE – WHO AM I? 26-30 APR These are my last shows until next year now as I’m busy with THE CHANGE […]

Dear Subscribers to my newsletter, It’s been a while hasn’t it? Thanks for still subscribing! I was still fertile the last time I sent one out I think. Anyway let me tell you what’s just happened. I was typing this out on a table in my living room when I heard this really weird noise […]

Helloooo !! It’s me!!!!!! NEWS Michael Gove has been filmed dancing in an Aberdeen nightclub. I watched the video. It’s fascinating. It’s not really dancing as such, in the traditional sense. He tends to just move up and down, then pushes his hands up in the air. It’s all very rigid. But it’s still better […]

Cooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! My washing machine has been really smelly lately. So smelly, in fact, that unless I took the washing out of the drum AS SOON AS THE CYCLE FINISHED, all my washing would smell horrid, like old shoes and farts and things like that, and I’d have to spray it all hairspray and stuff. So […]

OOoer Plinky Plonks Covid Life I got up today and cleaned the house. There was a lot of dust everywhere. I had a sandwich for lunch and a curry that I made yesterday for tea. Chopping up coriander stems takes quite a long time but it smells nice so all good. I was quite thirsty […]

Yoohoo!!! Two things: One. If I take the washing out of the machine as soon as the cycle finishes my washing smells lovely, but if I leave it, even for just 5 minutes, it smells horrible. Two. PLEASE COME TO THIS SHIT HOT GIG! It’s outside and Jess Fostekew and Kiri Pritchard McLean who are […]