Helloooo Just a quick gig update ! I’ll be doing my first live gig since March in Brighton in September. It’s outdoors and all properly distanced and is going to be brilliant fun. Book early as I think it’s limited availability. There’s 2 shows – one at 6.30pm, and another at 8.30pm. On 2nd September […]

Dear Lockdowned… I hope you are all safe and well and coping Right! ON WITH ALL MY EXCITING NEWS! I went round the house with a feather duster yesterday, going over the tops of picture frames and the TV and stuff. So that was fun. I did other things as well, but I’ll save those […]

Helloooo !! It’s me!!!!!! HALF-TERM HOLIDAY NEWS! I went down the rapids in Centerparcs last week and cut my knuckle a bit. It’s not a massive cut, it looks more like a tiny bite, but it’s perfectly placed which means I can say things like, “You should see the other guy” and things like that […]

Dear folks, This is very short. I know you hate it when I write more than a couple of sentences. Got a few work in progresses this week. They’re going to be so much fun I can’t even tell you. There’s only a few tickets available for the Soho shows but I’ve put a sneaky […]

Hello! Just a tiny newsletter. Radio All the BBC Radio 4 Museum of Curiosities including the Christmas special should be up on the iplayer now. Look, here they are. They were loads of fun. Unfortunately you can only curate one series so that’s it for me. But I’ll be doing something new next year. I’ll […]

Hellooooo Just a short one today as I know some of you don’t like it when my “monthly” newsletters are too long or just graphic details about my period. Radio It was a huge privilege to curate the current series of Radio 4’s Museum of curiosity with John Lloyd. It was genuinely one of the […]

Hello everyone, Thanks to all of you that came to the work in progressess shows at the Machynlleth Festival over the weekend, I have a couple more work in progressesses coming up in London soon, all dates on the gigs page. But I’m also writing to let you know that I’m the new curator for […]

Hello everyone This is very short because ONE of you said my newsletters were too long, which I found deeply offensive. 2019 Happy New Year! BREXIT Apparently there is a vote about something happening tomorrow. I don’t know what it is though, because none of the newspapers or news channels have mentioned it. I say […]

Hello everyone Thankyou to everyone that’s been coming to the tour of What Now? throughout the year… This is just a quick note to remind you that the tour’s nearly over, and we’re now into the last few London dates and a few more around the country. Once these shows are finished, I’m not going […]

Helloooo !! WATER-BASED HOLIDAY NEWS I went down a water slide in Crete and got a stitch on the way down, then later on I was messing about in the sea and got knocked over by a massive wave and smashed my knee into loads of rocks. It was a bit cut and bruised but […]