Hello! Just wanted to say a huge thanks to everyone who came to the radio recordings. You were awesome.You can hear yourselves shouting out insults, yawning loudly and huffing and puffing from next Weds on Radio 4 at 6.30pm or on the iplayer at your leisure. You should be able to find it here http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09s0hvnI’ve […]

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas everyone! Wow. What a year. Highlights for me are getting 3 kittens, whooping cough, early osteoarthritis in both hips and a weird interstellar object ending up in our solar system. I don’t normally want anything for Christmas but this year I’ve asked Santa for aliens, a hip replacement, Trump’s impeachment […]

Dear everyone, Sorry that this isn’t a proper newsletter again, instead it’s a little note to let you all know of some Work In Progress shows I’ve got booked in to work up new material for my next touring show & rescheduled radio show, both coming in the new year. I’ll write properly to tell […]

Hello! I didn’t do Edinburgh this year so “I” hope none of you turned up to Stand One at 11am every day in Edinburgh assuming I’d be there again in my usual slot and had to watch a man comedian doing a show about penises, testicles, Adams apples and DIY for an hour. I’m back […]

Dear everyone This isn’t a proper newsletter. Instead, it’s just a quick note to let you know that a few new live shows have recently gone on sale. There are a couple of one-offs & a benefit at the Union Chapel, and all the others are work-in-progress, low key shows across a series of intimate […]

Hello you lot! I’m really sorry, but by mutual agreement, my radio 4 recordings are being re-scheduled to January due to various issues involving timing, scheduling, and current political events. Don’t worry I’m not ill or anything. Although I have got a repulsive insect bite on my leg that looks disgusting. Anyway, everyone who has […]

Good day to you!!! Sorry I haven’t written a newsletter for a while, I’ve been busy building my nuclear bunker. I know you’re all busy doing the same, so I’ll keep this a really short one. Non-work related news My roses have come out in the garden. They are glorious. I’m still growing my fringe […]

HAPPY 2017 SUBSCRIBERS! Sorry it’s been so long. I’ve not really felt like talking lately. I’ve been a bit busy – rocking back and forth in the airing cupboard muttering, sucking on a comfort blanket, and trying not to think about Trump’s sentence structure when he talked about Afghanistan during his Times interview, Brexit and […]

GREETINGS! NON-WORK RELATED HYPOCRISY The other day, as I walked from Great Portland Street to Oxford Circus tube, I nipped in through Miss Selfridge and Top Shop as a sort of short cut that isn’t really a short cut, to look at too expensive bags and too expensive sunglasses, when a very small man with […]

Dear everyone, This is just a quick newsletter to remind you all / plug the fact that I will be back in Edinburgh again as of this time next week. The show starts on the 5th August and half the dates are now sold out already, The Stand tell me the rest are close to […]