DEAR NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIBERS I am doing April’s newsletter a bit early because I don’t think I will want to do one in April. CHORTLE AWARDS Thanks for voting for me in the Chortle Awards. I assume it was you lot???? Anyway, I was absolutely flabbergasted to have won anything at all, let alone 2 awards, […]

HELLO RICE CRISPIES CHORTLE AWARDS I am up for 2 isn’t that nice? Best Show for A Bic for Her and Best Radio for Bridget Christie Minds the Gap. You could vote for me if you fancy, or you could just write to the Chortle Awards panel of judges and ask them why Michael Legge […]

Oh ye, oh ye ! Did you know that I did amateur dramatics with the Town Crier of Gloucester? He’s a really nice guy actually (bar the shouting). Last time I was home, I watched him shout into the faces of strangers outside BHS, and I thought to myself, perhaps if I got myself a […]

Dear Elves I didn’t do a newsletter in December because I didn’t have anything to say, even on a very basic level. A BIC FOR HER MARCH 11-19 Thanks ever so much for coming. The extended run sold out as well, so they’ve put another week on in March. I hope this last week sells […]

Dear (insert name here) A BIC FOR HER – SOHO THEATRE til 7th DECEMBER then 6th-25th JANUARY Most nights have been very jolly which is a relief. I haven’t had anyone shouting in my face or wandering into the room by mistake so far, which is a shame because often those things can spice things […]

Dear Subscribers I am late with October’s newsletter. Sorry about that. The reason for this lateness is that I have left it quite late in the month to do it. A BIC FOR HER – SOHO THEATRE Well would you believe it? After years of performing mainly to my technician and agent, the Soho run […]

Bonjour Oeufheads I said you wouldn’t hear from me during August and you didn’t did you? EDINBURGH – A BIC FOR HER The Glasgow Fringe Festival went well thanks for asking. People came to the show and I didn’t make a financial loss. Also, I lived above a supermarket, so I could get supplies like […]

DEAR Lumps of Meat, Bone and Water (that is mainly what we are) This will be the last newsletter until September because I am going to Edinburgh for the whole of August to perform in the Glasgow Festival, and I’m not sure if Edinburgh has the internet or not. Previews Some of you decided to […]

Dear Homo sapiens sapiens (yes, both of you) RADIO 4 I am on Loose Ends tomorrow (Saturday 29th). It was extremely jolly. In fact, it was so jolly that the producer told us all to stop banging the tables. The other people banging on the table were Clive Anderson (who also ruffled papers), Reece Shearsmith, […]

DEAR FANUBLES EDINBURGH I am up to my eyeballs in Edinburgh previews. I’ve done a couple but have loads more.  Why don’t you come along? I’m going to be at all of them, I think. I did think about leaving my script on a table at one of them, with instructions for one of you […]