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MID MAY NEWS – 17th May 2013

Posted 11 years ago on May 17th, 2013

Hello Idiots

Cold isn’t it? I’ve had to put the removable lining back into my waterproof jacket.

So, work things.


From now until August, I will be trying to work out my new Edinburgh show by doing previews.
Please try and come to some of these as previews are much better than finished shows.
Finished shows are tedious and predictable. Previews are where you will see established
acts fluff their lines, lose their place, stutter, say sentences in the wrong order and generally look like they’ve never stood on a stage before. That’s what I looked like last night anyway. It’s so much fun!
Coming up is The Royal Vauxhall Tavern with the brilliant Kate Smurthwaite (Weds).

Check out my gigs page and come down to one please.


Next week I’ll be doing The Now Show and Heresy. Listen up.


No-one’s asking me to work in these at the moment.


I just burnt my tongue on some garlic mushrooms and the curtain rail in my bedroom has come out of the wall a bit. I’ve also had quite a bad haircut. I look like a cross between Oliver Cromwell and that bloke out of The Rolling Stones. What’s his name? Oh yes, Ringo Starr.