NEWS – 17th April 2013

Posted 11 years ago on April 17th, 2013

DEAR HAND HELD PORTABLE FANS

Did you see The Queen telling off The Duke at Thatcher’s funeral?
I wonder what he said/did? I think he made a smell.
When a wife looks at her husband like that in public, let alone at Margaret Thatcher’s funeral, it is normally about a smell..

Oh yes, thanks for all your lovely comments re HIGNFY.
Apart from those of you who said I should be killed. Call yourself fans?
Also, if you want to threaten me, just do it on Twitter. Not in church.

TWITTER

The clever chap who does all my electronic computer things has got me @bridgetchristie on Twitter in case I decide to join at some point in the future.
Please feel free to “follow” me doing nothing.
I think it might be rather amusing to send just one tweet a year, perhaps on my birthday?
The main problem I have with it, is that I don’t know how to use it.

GIGS THIS WEEK AND NEXT

Thursday 18th – Claudia O’Doherty’s Invisible Dot gig. LONDON
Friday 19th am – The Fred Macaulay Radio Show hosted by me old mucker Susan Calman. BBC RADIO SCOTLAND
Friday 19th pm – Cariad Lloyd’s gig. Kings Place Theatre. LONDON
Saturday 20th – CAMBRIDGE.
Sunday 21st – Shakespeare’s GLOBE Theatre. I am hosting an evening of celebrations. It’s his birthday or something. Can’t wait to meet him.
Thursday 25th – Andy Zaltzman’s Political Animal – Udderbelly.
Friday 26th – Martin Soan’s PULL THE OTHER ONE, The Old Nuns Head, Nunshead.

BYE FOR NOW.
THE JACKET POTATOES ARE BURNING AND MY FIRE ALARM HAS GONE OFF

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