Happy New Year to you all ! Have you finished off all the tubs of cream yet? I haven’t. More on that later.
AN UNGRATEFUL WOMAN – SOHO THEATRE – EVEN MORE DATES
The extended January run sold out too (to my continual amuse and bemuse ment) so we’ve put 5 more nights on in March. 2nd-6th. Snap them up before these mothers go too!!
I had a party of 30 in last night. I thought it might have been a hen party and there’d be 30 inflatable cocks upon the ladies heads obscuring the view for the audience behind them, giving me a great opportunity to riff about dick heads and clever stuff like that, but it turned out to be a party of academic-looking people. So no inflatable cocks to worry about at all.
BRIDGET CHRISTIE MINDS THE GAP. SERIES 2. BBC RADIO 4. 6.30PM EVERY THURSDAY IN JANUARY
It’s here! It’s on! Tune in!
Fred MacAulay who plays “man” in it is a total legend.
I’ll be doing Mel and Sue’s new ITV chat show on January 19th. Those two are legends as well.
I don’t know what time it’s on. In the afternoon I think.
I also don’t know what they will say or how I will reply to their questions.
BOOK – A BOOK FOR HER OR WHATEVER I END UP CALLING IT
This was taking ages because I didn’t really know what it was about but I do now and am going to write it VERY QUICKLY. It will be in your hands this summer.
Not taking on too many gigs between now and April as I have to hand the book in end of March but here is a few. I’ll probably add some more. I’ll keep you posted.
January 13th – Laugh out London, Angel Islington. Tickets here
January 14th – Refuge benefit at King’s Place. Tickets here
March 7th – Union Chapel. Tickets
March 8th/9th – International Women’s Day things for South Bank. Will keep you posted
March 9th – Happy Monday’s Amersham Arms, New Cross. Tickets
March 17th – Lolitics, Black Heart, Camden. Tickets
March 24th – Glasgow Stand, An Ungrateful Woman. Tickets here
May 2nd – Machynlleth Comedy Festival, An Ungrateful Woman. Tickets.
June 16th – Lolitics, Black Heart, Camden. Tickets
June 17th – Knock2Bag, Shepherd’s Bush
Read Charlie Brooker’s Guardian column yesterday. I almost had a urine incident it was that funny.
I bought 6/7 tubs of cream to bring to my dad’s for Christmas. I have a very large family and we’d all be having Christmas pudding. I bought various different types, like brandy cream, whipping cream, single, double, triple and also brandy butter. I left all this cream and butter in my London fridge so stopped off at a motorway services to get some more cream and butter.
My husband said he’d get it and bought loads of tubs of reduced cream that was past its sell by date. I didn’t want my entire family going down with creamy brandy shits and sicks on Christmas Day so I bought loads more brandy cream and brandy butter from the shops in Gloucester and put them all in my dad’s fridge. Dinner was at my sister’s house and when I got there I realised I’d left the third load of cream and butter in my dad’s fridge, so I had to drive back to his house which is quite a way from my sister’s house to get the cream.
No-one wanted any cream, so all the tubs of cream and brandy butter, the initial London batch, the gone off motorway service cream and butter (because we like to re-use the tubs to put all our millions of 1 and 2 pence coins in and place on our windowsills) and the Gloucester load all came back to London.
I have put on 9 lbs. I don’t mind because I don’t care about things like that. But the idea that it’s all cream and brandy butter makes me feel a bit sick.
TALK IN FEBRUARY YOU NUTJOBS