NEWS – 10th January 2014

Posted 10 years ago on January 10th, 2014

Dear Elves

I didn’t do a newsletter in December because I didn’t have anything to say, even on a very basic level.

A BIC FOR HER MARCH 11-19

Thanks ever so much for coming. The extended run sold out as well, so they’ve put another week on in March.

I hope this last week sells ok otherwise I’ll look like a right twit.

There will probably be some new stuff in it by March so if you’ve already been in, why not come again and try and spot them? You could even bring a whistle and blow it every time there’s a new bit. I’d be most obliged.

Also, I’ve been wearing different boots for this new run. Who knows what I’ll be wearing on my feet by March.

PHOENIX WINTER FESTIVAL – 1 FEB -7PM

I’m doing half an hour of new material at The Phoenix.

I’m splitting an hour with Kevin Eldon. I imagine it will be very much fun indeed.

New material nights are THE BEST. Come and see us struggle and humiliate ourselves.

Well, me, actually. Kevin will be, as always, fantastic.

BOOK

I’ve started………

RADIO 4 – SERIES 2 MINDS THE GAP

I haven’t started………..

EDINBURGH – NEW SHOW

I won’t start this until June………..

GIGS

Jan 24th – Glasgow Comedy Festival Launch, Leicester Square Theatre. I’ll be on late, doing a very short set, after my show at Soho INFO

Feb 1st – Phoenix Winter Festival – 7PM – Phoenix, Oxford Circus – with Kevin
Eldon

Feb 4th Karl Schultz gig with Josie Long.

Feb 6th – Tzedek charity gig at Lock 17. Camden. More details and link to follow

Feb 15th – Invisible Dot

March 1st – Invisible Dot Union Chapel 20 mins INFO

March 4th – Talk with Miranda Sawyer. Details to follow

March 8th – Birmingham Town Hall. I’ve curated a night of comedy for International Women’s Day and put myself on the bill.

March 9th – Mark Thomas Benefit, Belfast. Details to follow

March 11th – 9:30pm – “A Bic For Her” – Soho Theatre, London – EXTRA SHOWS

March 12th – 9:30pm – “A Bic For Her” – Soho Theatre, London – EXTRA SHOWS

March 13th – 9:30pm – “A Bic For Her” – Soho Theatre, London – EXTRA SHOWS

March 14th – 9:30pm – “A Bic For Her” – Soho Theatre, London – EXTRA SHOWS

March 15th – 9:30pm – “A Bic For Her” – Soho Theatre, London – EXTRA SHOWS

March 17th – 9:30pm – “A Bic For Her” – Soho Theatre, London – EXTRA SHOWS

March 18th – 9:30pm – “A Bic For Her” – Soho Theatre, London – EXTRA SHOWS

March 19th – 9:30pm – “A Bic For Her” – Soho Theatre, London – EXTRA SHOWS

March 24th – A BIC FOR HER, GLASGOW COMEDY FESTIVAL, THE STAND

March 26th – Invisible Dot – work in progress Book Online

April 1st – The Pipeline. 20 mins new material

April 5th – Invisible Dot – work in progress Book Online

April 30th – Invisible Dot – work in progress Book Online

May 2nd & 3rd – MACHYNLLETH COMEDY FESTIVAL. SHOW TIMES TBA Mach Fest Website

May 10th – The Schadenfreude Cabaret. 20 min set

May 15th – The Ritzy Brixton. 20 mins

May 20th – Lolitics, Camden. 20 mins.

June 14th – Invisible Dot Ed preview

I’ll find out if I’ve won or not on the 27th January at the ceremony.

Up against Alpha Papa and Psychobitches. I think there is a meal as well.

I wonder if they will serve coffee as well? Mmmmm. Hope so. I love coffee.

I’ll probably have my regular one in the morning, and then another one at the ‘do’.

OTHER

My poor old guts still haven’t recovered from New Year’s Eve.

They’re not causing an embarrassment, they just don’t feel right at all.

For some reason all the drinks I drank were carbonated. I don’t think you’re supposed to drink gallons of carbonated drinks all in one go. I had spring water, coke, elderflower presse, prosecco, champagne, lemonade, prosecco, lime and soda, spring water, more prosecco, elderflower presse again, more prosecco, tonic water (with a bit of gin in it), spring water and then one more prosecco. That’s a lot of bubbles isn’t it? I’d say at least 76.

I don’t know how rich people manage all this carbonation, I really don’t.

They must have different guts to the rest of us. Lah-de-dah guts.

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