DEAR HOT FACES Here are some more work things for you to be delighted/annoyed by, depending on your level of commitment to me. GIGS 3/4 MAY MACHYNLLETH – I am doing War Donkey and a shabby preview of A Bic for Her. Please come to both, there will be different material in each show. If […]

DEAR HAND HELD PORTABLE FANS Did you see The Queen telling off The Duke at Thatcher’s funeral? I wonder what he said/did? I think he made a smell. When a wife looks at her husband like that in public, let alone at Margaret Thatcher’s funeral, it is normally about a smell.. Oh yes, thanks for […]

DEAR THATCHER’S CHILDREN I am on Have I Got News for You tonight with Brian Blessed and Ken Livingstone. You can watch it if you like. I hope they ask me back – there was a bowl of real fruit and some chocolate in my dressing room. What I didn’t eat, I put in my […]